Making Out With Your GF

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

Official silly sign

it will literally get ripped apart

It literally will not, trust me

it will work because we are pure of heart

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates

Calling things "distractions" in this context isn't a dismissal. It's an analysis of the cynical motovations behind these things. You might not agree, and you certainly make an interesting point, but it's important that we engage with each other’s perspectives in good faith.

Calling things "distractions" in this context isn't a dismissal. It's an analysis of the cynical motovations behind these things. You might not agree, and you certainly make an interesting point, but it's important that we engage with each other’s perspectives in good faith.