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Carter Heyward, Saving Jesus
Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.
“We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“
The day when three NASA astronauts staged a strike in space (Hiltzik, LA Times)
SOLIDARITY IN SPACE!!!!!
The opening poster is missing a *lot* of nuance in favor of a message, and makes a totally bullshit supposition of the “punishment.” Because NASA doesn’t work that way.
Now, before I begin, I am in no way undercutting the efforts of these astronauts or their work and what they helped accomplish as far as how they contributed to how astronauts are treated in space. I simply wish to clarify a few things.
Firstly, the three astronauts were, in fact being overworked, they were being given so many tasks that during morning check-ins only one was attending so that the other two could continue working, they were badly behind schedule and this resulted in what we currently call crunch. This had also resulted in a shortening of their sleep schedules which led to increased stress, this is compounded by the fact that sleep in space fucking sucks. Microgravity, machine noises, disrupted circadian rhythm, and the literal inability to “lay down” makes achieving sleep frustrating at best.
So, the overworked, under-rested, weary astronauts… forgot to check in for a single orbital period. They worked the whole time.
This fatigue was noted afterwards and the day after NASA had what Carr referred to as “the first sensitivity session in space” where their schedules were re-evaluated.
Suggestions of a “strike in space” are unsourced and exaggerated. And near as we can tell NASA took the whole matter reasonably and DID change how astronauts were scheduled.
Now, l let’s talk about the hardcore bullshit of the consequences. Mister “makes shit up” in the opening tweet is misrepresenting facts. First, the youngest astronaut on the mission, Gibson, was already 37 when he flew, the others were 41 and 43, why is this important? Because Skylab 4 happened in 1973-74, the next planned manned spaceflight? Apollo-Soyuz in 1975, the crew for which had been chosen before Skylab 4’s crew had even gotten back to Earth, and the next manned mission wasn’t until 1981. In the intervening period the only one that would’ve been even up for consideration would’ve probably been Gibson and that’s if he had kept up with his physical fitness in those seven years. Pogue retired from NASA a few months after returning home, Carr retired in 77, and Gibson retired in 1982 after serving as CAPCOM for STS-1 in 1981 (meaning he WAS CONSIDERED FOR THE CREW), he stated he was “uninterested” in flying on shuttle missions.
Rant over. Short version, astronauts were overworked, forgot to check in, had their schedules re-evaluated, resulting in general reassessment for future missions, all had good careers after the fact.
Goddamn. 😭
Matthew Lillard out here making me cry on a Monday when I'm trying to work.
Buffy the vampire slayer becomes an adult and starts attending the Greendale Community College. Vampires follow her there.
Troy and Abed are the only ones who understand everything that's going on, but they're not helpful in the slightest.
Shirley wants to help Buffy but then refuses to do so when she finds out about the Buffy-slept-with-a-vampire thing.
Britta tries to convert the vampires to veganism.
Pierce thinks vampires are Mexicans.
Annie unexpectedly discovers that Jewish religious symbols are quite potent against vampires when one tries to feed off of her but bursts into flame as soon as it touches her Hannukah sweater.
Jeff tries to deal with the vampires by making them sign complicated magical contracts that will bind them to him, but doesn't understand the magical realm enough to make it work.
Eventually, someone remembers that vampires can be killed by holy water and holy water (which can also have coloring) can be loaded into paintballs.
Everything ends in a paintball episode.

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Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
2026 RESOLUTIONS
PICK YOUR BATTLES
SINCERITY AND EARNESTNESS ARE COOL AS FUCK
IT IS MUCH HARDER TO LIVE BY YOUR VALUES IF YOU DO NOT DEFINE THEM
FRAME YOUR PHOTOS
BRAVE THE 5 MINUTES OF FIGURING SOMETHING OUT WITHOUT AI
MORE HOMEMADE GIFTS
IT IS OKAY TO BE UNREACHABLE SOMETIMES
TAKE THE SUMMER TRIP
REMEMBER THAT SOMEONE LISTENING DOES NOT ALWAYS PROMISE A WILLINGNESS TO UNDERSTAND
PHYSICAL MEDIA!
PATIENCE IS A DYING ART - KEEP IT ALIVE
DO THE KIND THING
AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH, MAKE A MEAL WORTH SAVORING
A GOOD FRIENDSHIP IS A HOLY THING
Anti-honesty: what person from history would you add to Mount Rushmore?
Rapustin
Why is this getting notes?
When did I write this?
Why did I spell Rasputin like that??? How do you even mess up that name that badly???
This has conjured an image in my mind!
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.

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I'm gonna be real. Who cares if you're mid or ugly. Any decent lover will not care about that. In fact they will fall for you based on your personality and then naturally become attracted to your appearance. That happens all the time. You're okay. You're fine.
When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.
that's it that's the nutshell genai is in
what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"
oh, doctor who has been cancelled and we don't know how long it'll be until a new series?
well, i guess it's time to bring out the big guns....
....
....yep.
(so happy russel t davies is finally gone)

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for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits
How could I have lived this long without anyone telling me Davy Crockett had three ears?
According to my source, he had a left ear, a right ear, and a WILD front ear.
Awful, absolutely horrible, can’t wait to tell all my friends.
Bout to Davey Crockett this post