Was Given Free Will So I Post About Heroes & TMNT

Oof, you accidentally caught the attention of an all powerful A.I. by being your dumbass self, Carl. This will have consequences.

Each get a tiny companion that learned to speak English just so it could tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong.

And he turned out to be right.

To get Raph to eat it, he’d just say “this is disgusting, try it” and Raph would.

Lord they look too similar and looking at the tags is cheating.

Rocky want to be part of celebration statement.

(Ok, I know this would have worked better with his feet but whatever)

The dungeon A.I. is fucking crazy, but I understand why it’s obsessed with this sad sack in particular.

Donnie and Leo would individually make intricate plans to sneak out to see “Project Hail Mary,” but somehow end up in the same theater. Incidentally, busting each other.

Raph has no mystic abilities but he’s adopted the motto of “hitting things until it works” and it rarely fails him.