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gayshitanddadjokes

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

gayshitanddadjokes

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

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pride-knightess

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

im-kickn-it

THAT-

that is coheed and cambria. That is the man who wrote the song.

pride-knightess

Its mr coheed and cambria

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bizarrelittlemew

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

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ryebreadgf

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate

belovedapollo

I agree with OP but also the last point is what sets me off even more: imagine you are successful with great movies coming out this year on your shoulders, you have a huge following and supporters, not only are you choosing to not use your wide platform to speak out but also wear ancient earrings while your country is at war with the very said country you’re wearing the earrings from. like how many disrespectful things can you do at the same time? at least put some research on the things you wear? what is with all these celebs that seem to have no brain whatsoever?

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shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

#pesto i cannot stress enough how much I saw this like four random blogs deep looking for a prev prev prev tag #a

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twinklecupcake

If someone starts trauma-dumping when you just met, that’s a red flag.

If someone says everyone in their life was mean and awful and you’re the first person who’s been nice to them, sorry but that’s a red flag.

If someone says their previous fandoms were all toxic and mean to them and “I hope you’re nicer than that,” red flag.

If someone regularly responds to any kind of criticism or “hey that wasn’t cool” by immediately going on about how they’re a bad person, or “I knew it, you’re gonna be mean too!” or anything that prompts you to start comforting them, run.

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Was talking to a friend about photography and they mentioned Kodak and the rochesterian in me had to silently go through all five stages of grief before I could reply

#a #oh kodak the way i feel about you............

aqarititss

#that punched me in the fucking stomach #a

jennydreadful

Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926

The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D

loth-caatgirl

youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9

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dragon-in-a-fez

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

dragon-in-a-fez

I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw

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sparklywaistcoat

FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.

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eebie

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

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valtsv

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

valtsv

captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

valtsv

you will

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pukicho

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

#you guys remember when they introduced posting badges and we were getting 'first 10 reblogs!' notifs? that was funnt #*funny #a

voidboid

Am I supposed to come out as aroace to my family??? Is that something people do??? They are supportive of the lgbtq community so I’m not worried about being disowned or anything like that. But I mean… is there any point to it?? Would it be a weird thing to just bring up out of the blue if my family doesn’t really have any expectations for me dating/getting married?

I am curious so:

Aros, Aces, AroAces, did you come out to your family?

Yeah

Nah

It’s complicated/Nuance/I’m bald

Remaining time: 6 days 18 minutes

#yeah i told my mom and sister and my dad has seen me with an ace pride flag #a

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Ok I'm gonna get hate for this but like bloody mary is fun but can we please discuss Iron Lung and Project: Hail Mary as their own separate works with separate merits instead of building a fandomopolis that takes away some of the best details about both of the works?

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whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

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