free Palestine!

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

my body is a plagarism machine that turns tumblr posts i saw 18 months ago and mostly forgot into worse versions of them that I think are original until after i post them

My late father was the one who taught me to be cynical about advertising, for all that putting up ads was literally his whole job. He taught me from a very young age that advertising is expensive, and they tack that cost onto the price. That if something is heavily advertised, you can count on the fact that there's an identical product out there, usually even manufactured in the same factory, that's cheaper because they don't spend all that money on advertising.

Why Name Brand Products Are Beneath You: The Honor and Glory of Buying Generic 

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

L'Acadamie Francaise has released its official position that Bluey must be referred to in all French media as "La Petite Chienne Bleu" or be guillotined ("etre le petit mort d'guillotine")

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

straight up why is it yellow outside

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

i think the actual scientific term for this is "hermaphrodite," which regarding human beings has some unsavory connotations but to all my fellow specevo nerds this is the word we use

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire