for nature's so and rain's a part of how life goes

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

never post again

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

Despite the fact that every single story about a wish is called "There Is No Way To Perfectly Word Your Wish Without There Being Some Sort Of Side Effect Or Unintended Consequence" I do feel like if I was in the position to get a wish granted I could perfectly word it as such there would be no side effects or unintended consequences.

love how Rocky is always serving main character energy. dude steps up and leaves their smoking hot mate to go on a noble quest. Then everyone dies mysteriously and a fucking alien shows up who is somehow smart but also dumb as hell. So now bro has a lovable sidekick and you two save each other through the power of friendship multiple times. Then you figure out a way to save the fucking world and you get to go back home a hero. And your funny bestie alien sidekick comes with you because he thinks you're so cool. Rockys life is a movie. He's a legend.

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

the rainbow is claimed by various queer groups because we're all such goddamn clowns apparently

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this