Kail Rose

Roommate!König who takes a little too long to fix the AC that, weirdly enough, broke down just before a massive heatwave hit. Surely it has nothing to do with his elaborate plan to see you parade around the flat in tiny, flimsy shorts and a sports bra, skin shining with sweat. Of course, it's just a coincidence that this is also an excellent opportunity for him to walk around in anything but boxers, showing off his massive, sculpted body, which proves he is disciplined and committed, a trait he knows women appreciate in a partner (he read it in a pop magazine questionnaire called "Ten signs he's the one!").

Roommate!König who gets hard simply from watching you lick cream cheese off a knife as you prepare breakfast for both of you. Or peanut butter from a spoon. Or whipped cream from a spatula. Or do basically anything with your mouth. And don't even get him started on ice cream cones!

Roommate!König who doesn't ask for permission, rather informs you that he has installed cameras in the common areas of your shared apartment, since several break-ins have been reported in the neighborhood lately. You don't know how to feel about it, but having a security system is always a good idea, right?! It definitely has nothing to do with him keeping an eye on you when he's deployed.

Roommate!König who accidentally broke the key inside the lock precisely when you had scheduled your first date in months. Such an unfortunate thing to happen on a Saturday night, yeah? His big hands are so clumsy sometimes! It's better to wait until Monday morning, don't you agree? It's just that 24-hour locksmiths can be really, really expensive. Good thing the fridge is fully stocked with your favorite snacks! It can only be a coincidence that he's also making popcorn to watch the movie you mentioned a couple of weeks ago. Why don't you join him? No point in crying over spilled milk.

Roommate!König who insists on doing your laundry, claiming he doesn't have enough dirty clothes to fill the washing machine. You don't want to overwhelm him or cross any boundaries, but he promises it's no big deal. Hey, maybe you'll do the same for him sometime! He's just really a courteous man who will certainly not sniff your used panties and jerk off with them before loading the washer. And who knows what happened with that cute, lacy pair you can't seem to find anywhere.

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── .✦ Clark Kent x fem!reader

synopsis: Jfc, Clark teasing you by pressing the thick head of his cock against your entrance, only to pull back, then press forward again, then pull back???

cw: porn and no plot, clark teases you, bigdick!clark, slight dacryphilia, depictions of porn in general <3

wc: 364 (blurb)

a/n: can you tell i'm ovulating 😩

He'll do it for a good while, after he's already worked you up, eaten your pussy, and fucked you on his fingers for well over an hour. So when, instead of sinking his cock into your needy cunt, he starts teasing you, you start crying.

Kuromi and Ghost