i don’t need gender, it disappoints me

RIP Zorian's simulacrums, you would've loved trolling people online

Reading web novels is like “you will be cursed to read the most peak fiction possible but you will never be able to convince even one friend to read them and talk to you about it”

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

i want someone to edit that pic so the tea teru is pouring is completely missing the glass

Draw your character missing the glass

Lets sing a FUCKING song

Boston is such a fake fucking location. I'm trying to help my Floridian dad get on the right subway line over the phone, and just had to say the sentences, "Don't go to Wonderland! You want to take the one going away from Wonderland!"

Official Post of Massachusetts

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"Moderation is a concept that I do not understand…"

upper class californian Yankee who's convinced 100k usd/year is "middle class" voice: um we literally never learned that, the american private school system sucks

"um op yank is for people from-" obviously private school never taught you that you're all Yankees to the rest of the world either

In the last 7 days we've gone from 6 to 13 to 40 to IDK how many confirmed cases of covid at the Olympics, and y'all still wanna tell me "the pandemic is over". Stupid, careless, eugenicist cunts. I'm killing you with my mind.

The number of athletes who have been allowed to compete while suffering from an acute covid infection is astounding. We learned how to live with a pandemic and then forgot everything for the sake of a false sense of normalcy.

Nothing worse than being obsessed with an ocs ship you haven't even properly written down yet

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