tummy enthusiast

i really struck a chord here didnt i

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

just ordered 50 more years of prosperity

just ordered half a year of locusts

that wasn't mathematically satisfying so I just ordered another half a year of locusts, that way we get a clean one year of locusts

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"