I Wish I Would, Don't You?

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

I can appreciate that when I tell people I'm in pain pretty much constantly that their first instinct is to try to find a solution but I wish they would also appreciate that it's a bit fatiguing to go through the same song and dance over and over again of explaining I didn't choose to live like this, this is after years of treatments and exhaustive efforts to alleviate the pain as much as possible. And also I would rather be taken out back and shot before I let a chiropractor try and adjust my neck or back

in academia. straight up "winging it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My theasits

maybe progress could be linear if i try hard enough

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

When she was born, humans in parts of the Fertile Crescent were just beginning to practice agriculture and settle permanently.