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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’
and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it
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Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
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more queer women need to get into HEMA because I swear the most LGBT things keep happening to me. I've compared hand sizes with multiple people. I've gotten stabbed by many beautiful women. The person I was about to spar with last night said to me "get over here I need to put a dent in that shiny new sword of yours" like HELLO???
Was wondering why I'm getting so uncharacteristically angry at the constant train announcements, the at most 3 non consecutive hours of sleep I've had in the past 40+ hours properly hasn't helped
I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years
fans when their fave says they’re announcing something: omg can’t wait to see what it is! so excited!
dan and phil fans when dnp say they’re announcing something: oh GOD. oh FUCK. what the fuck are they possibly up to now. i need to die. these gay people have me in a saw trap.
dan and phil: job is to post things
dan and phil: we’re gonna post something
me: holy fucking shit sound the goddamn alarms
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
Okay so normal rules then
People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

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So this seems dumb…and it is…but it’s dumb with a purpose. I can almost guarantee you the exact line of reasoning that gets NASA engineers to 100.
Ok, first of all assume the worst and assume she needs the max amount of tampons possible for all days. Now lets count it up.
7 days? Better be safe and make it 10.
3 tampons a day at worst? Better be safe and make it 5.
So that gives us 50 tampons. Ok. Double it.
And that’s how you get 100.
It’s ridiculous, but NASA has a culture of “overengineer absolutely everything to do with human safety, and then design around it” which is actually pretty cool.
Listen, I know this gets made fun of so much, but like I am a woman who has periods and I have absolutely no idea how many tampons a woman requires in a week. I use primarily pads. But these men, at the least, ASKED her instead of making unfounded assumptions.
Also have you ever packed for a long trip and thought “I’m only going for seven days but I need to pack 15 pairs of underwear….just in case”. Imagine that but you’re going to SPACE
is the willem dafoe fish sexy
yes, he is sexy
he is kind of sexy for a fish
no, he is not sexy
is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"
yes, he is fish sexy
he is fish sexy for a human
no, he is not fish sexy