not really that much cheese

[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

The thing about running a blog whose posts circulate widely is that beyond a certain threshold, the normal assholes just sort of get swallowed up in the random noise, and the ones that manage to stand out are, objectively speaking, weird as hell. I just had to block a Harry Potter fanfic blog for rocking up on a post about architectural misconceptions with totally unprompted remarks concerning white slavery in Ancient Rome.

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.