S'on i est c'on hors en isse

in academia. straight up "winging it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My theasits

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

spock is the greatest character of all time because he lives in a society without homophobia but managed to reinvent internalized homophobia from first principles

all Brennan knows is 7pm sharp, narc on prestream, bird facts, eat almonds and lie

ALL BRENNAN KNOWS IS 7PM SHARP, NARC ON PRESTREAM, BIRD FACTS, EAT ALMONDS AND LIE

It can be somewhat disheartening when you the artisans and craftsman of yesteryear who created miracles out of limited technology go forgotten. Always nice to see someone somewhere making tributes to them.

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[ID. two photos of sculptures made from slices of sourdough, pads of butter and bits of cucumber. the first photo shows a bed with a potted plant next to it and a chair, desk and computer in the background. the bed uses butter (and possibly a slice of similarly colored cheese) for the pillow and blanket and the plant uses part of a cucumber for the pot with thin strands poking out on top. the second photo focuses on the computer setup where the butter acts as the monitor screen there's another small cucumber plant. end ID.]

The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement