S'on i est c'on hors en isse

if you can't handle me at my worst then stop dragging me there fucker

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

"I love you. ...That was for the potatoes, not for you."

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

people who do a PhD are running from something

the job market

Accurate.

so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…

guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.

Saw a letterboxd review of Supergirl that said the only scenes with emotional depth were the ones that Superman was in. If you watched a movie where the main characters are a woman and girl coping with loss and their grief, anger, desire for vengeance, drowning their feelings, etc and you think the most emotional scenes were the three brief interactions where they were basically just greeting each other the problem is not the movie it's your ability to see women characters as people with depth and emotion. Saw another one that referred to the 13 year old girl whose family was murdered as whiny annoying and useless. Plz just say you don't like women or girls and go watch a different movie