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imagine how big you THINK a moose is. now double it. now divide it by three. now add ten. now multiply it by 400. now rotate it clockwise 90 degrees. now convert it to png. mp3. pdf. now call your mom. now take a nap.

#On it boss! *zzzzz*

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puppybotz

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

#Can u imagine <3

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

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buriedunderyourmum

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

pack it up boys we've made a geological blunder

dalniente

[ID: A gif of the Balrog from The Fellowship of the Ring.]

#😂

thememedaddy

#I am pro lol

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#Anglerfish #Tho i think/hope i have now grown beyond it

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marzipanandminutiae

"this immortal and/or otherwise supernatural character is beyond the bounds of gender! They are androgynous! They are way to explore fluid relationship dynamics and love beyond ideas about male and female!"

"so their default form is-"

"oh a man for sure"

#Smh

gardensnakie

Eva Stratt goes on the Project Hail Mary hehe

pissing them off

i think they make eachother a little more unwell than usual

#Oh yum #The idea of a bait-and-switch....stratt is so grateful for all grace's data #In the prep phase Grace insisted that there be tutorials on how to use all the lab equipment in case of memory damage #And wrote it all personally #Til she remembers he refused to go and successfully ran away leaving her scrambling before launch...#...and the only person who had his kind of oversight was her #Op ur mind this is such a crunchy idea #Also lonely stratt my HEART #She wouldnt even have packed a go-bag. There wouldnt even be a good luck sticker there wouldnt even be a polaroid of her alone #Because no one would have added it #^did grace insist on tutorials bc/ he's a teacher or was he playing her playing him from the beginning? SHE DOESNT KNOW #Phm #Eva stratt the woman you are <3 #Can she even be mad at it once she remembers how she tried to play him??? MUCH TO CONSIDER #In this AU is grace more of a coward? Is he more aware of those around him? Is he less or more entitled? Was he playing the long game?#Or was he just luckier? so much to consider #The grace who truly didnt see it coming wouldn't have been able to live with himself if he hadn't gone #But a grace who was able to actually see beyond the moment? Who planned out his resistance? That's not a grace we know #Op i am SO COMPELLED #Ryland grace who when he says “send someone else they will do better” and MEANS IT not (just) bc/ he's a coward with low self-esteem #But bc/ he has spent years quietly planning for this exact eventuality a world where he saves himself and the world #And tells himself it's okay bc/ that person wanted to go and he has given them the tools to succeed???#CRUNCHY #ALSO in this au yáo and ilyukhina's deaths are still plausibly his fault bc/ maybe if he hadn't run away #That feeding tube issue which maybe killed them would maybe have been solved #But we see how it's on stratt's conscience too - bc/ it was HER job to have oversight and she “let herself get distracted”#Op sorry for the novel but your art is inspiring and compelling

honourablejester

I don’t know why that affected me so strongly, but I’m watching a youtube video on disasters on Lake Huron, and the first one involves a coal freighter that was lost in the White Hurricane of 1913 called the SS Argus. Everyone on the ship was lost. But it’s mentioned that the captain’s body washed up later, and was found without a life jacket. So they thought, based partly on testimony of another ship that thought they saw them go down, that it just happened too fast for him to have time to get his jacket. But then another body was found, that of the second cook, and she was found wearing the life jacket marked ‘captain’. And that’s …

It didn’t work. It didn’t save her. But it’s so very possible that he spent his last moments alive trying to save someone else, one of his crew, and they probably both knew that it wouldn’t work, that there wasn’t a lot of hope in a blizzard on the lakes in November, but he tried … he tried anyway. Even if it did nothing but maybe make her body easier for her family to find.

You know that Mr Rogers thing of ‘look for the helpers’? How many times has someone, facing the end, done something tiny and fragile and maybe hopeless just to try and help someone else? Whether it works or not. How many people went to their graves at least trying?

That has to say something about us. As a people. As monstrous as we sometimes (perhaps often) are, so many times we were also …

Whoever saves one life, saves the whole world.

And sometimes you can’t save one life, sometimes it doesn’t work, sometimes there’s no getting out of this for anyone, but … try anyway. Because it matters anyway.

And maybe no one will ever know. But maybe also some day more than a century down the line, maybe some idiot will be crying into her coffee because of what you died trying.

#O boy <3

brotherhumphrey

the first of the Rules of Saint Benedict is to have fun and be yourself

#😂😂😂

anxietyproblem

#Alas

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parkayquarts

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

#yeah boy #everyone say thank u norman conquest

i won't lie when i wrote a very cool and sexy book chapter about good omens: lockdown, fanfiction, medieval wound care and martyrdom, i did not expect that work to become materially relevant less than six months later when I scalded myself with hot pasta water

#tfw ur in a&e and the nurse practitioner explains that you need to keep the burn moisturised and you go #“oh wet healing by secondary intention! got it”#she says “also clear fluid is fine but if you get custardy pus-” and i go “yep laudable pus vs ill-conditioned pus”#medieval history #medieval studies #^fun fact! laudable pus is no bueno

ravioliet

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

#Me when i get my lil grabby hands ALL OVER arthuriana and queer lancelot/guinevere #U thought they were the de facto straights but NO. i am approaching with my aroace lil goggles and my queer agenda #And i simply shan't put up with this misread of a 13th century text any longer

lady-bee-holmes

Time travel fix-it AU, but it’s Eva Stratt who goes back in time and she never actually fixes anything.

chekhovs-raygun

the movie is about the time she actually wins the timeloop. she had to send her shitty pet scientist to space and when she wakes up the day after launch she's like 'really. that guy. REALLY.'

#Grace: surely there are so many better options!!!#Stratt: U'D THINK SO AND I HAVE TRIED THEM ALL but NONE OF THEM have ended the timeloop. So. Go white boy go.#Eva stratt the woman you are <3 #Phm

doriangraysrockcollection

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

#Same #Thank u victor hugo for my life

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spitblaze

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

#Lmao #My crippling season 2 syndrome

feyosha

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

feyosha

How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread

asteroidtroglodyte

Well that certainly belongs on the post

feyosha

why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff

cicadapocalypse7

As some one in textiles and coding this makes me very happy

zippycat9

as someone in dead star crystal etching this pleases me

asteroidtroglodyte

Target audience!

asteroidtroglodyte

You are a very small part of a very large Machine that captures some of The Sun’s atomic energy and turns it into Beauty before it can go to waste

asteroidtroglodyte

Rookie mistake, friendo: the existence of Life has been mathematically proven to be entropically favorable on all worlds where it is possible, due to the chemical acceleration of the Carbon & Silicon Cycles. We are the Children of Entropy, and cannot help but do its bidding with every inefficient breath. The best one can hope for is to boost the productivity of The Divine Machine (the Biosphere)

its-hazzia

i understand where you're going with that but i absolutely still want to throttle the second law of thermodynamics for reasons unrelated to the poetry of the universe

#it doesn't stop being magic just because you find out how it works!

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