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Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

Riveting performance

the little jog in place to get hyped up before drinking! perfection!

absolutely LOVE that meow

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

p.s. does imvu still have that dating app feature in a game marketed towards minors? a bit questionable ngl

don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked my coffee

flexing on people with executive dysfunction by doing the dishes even though i don't feel like it

man you guys have got to stop getting mad at people for tagging your post as whatever annoying thing. tags used to be sacred. you weren't supposed to see it. it's the culture. "Stop tagging this as [character]". No!! You have no right to make demands on me!! I can do whatever I want in the tags. Just cause Tumblr decided to set up a camera in my house and broadcast it live doesn't mean you get to make fun of me for going "wheee!!!" when I get into bed it's my fucking house and my fucking business!!!!!

#'why are people being annoying' ma'am you're on the Being Annoying Website

i still sing this fcking song all the time