hi everyone look at my doomguy mii that took 500 years please thankyou

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hi everyone look at my doomguy mii that took 500 years please thankyou

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Baby eridians, for a good portion of their lives, are soft-shelled, as Erid likes to call it. It takes a few molts (more than a few, but for abbreviation's sake) for their shells to entirely harden, absorbing minerals from around them and through their food to develop the shell on their exterior. If you need a comparison, consider how human bones fuse and we become less flexible as we get older.
But for a few years (cough, decades, cough), a baby pebble is about as hard as a soft-shelled turtle—or a normal turtle, if they're a bit older. Disadvantages aside, there is an advantage to being able to see your offspring's internal functions. And until their vocal bladders form and they're capable of making multiple complex sounds, being able to see what is hurting is absolutely helpful.
It's a universal experience among parents to lament the day they can no longer hear their pebbles' heartbeats.
That is to say, Rocky knows Grace is an adult, okay? He isn't someone who anthropomorphizes, and he isn't going to start now. Statement.
But when he first heard Grace in all his squishy glory— heart pumping away, lungs filling and deflating, organs digesting food— his brain went full baby-fever mode. Frankly, he was white-knuckling the urge to find the nearest hypothetical cave, bundle him up into a proper nest, and wait for his skin to absorb the surrounding minerals and start hardening properly.
But because Rocky is sensible and proper and not going to infantilize his best friend (he swears to God, stupid fucking instincts, shut the fuck up!!), he won't.
But sometimes the urge to squish his best friend is overwhelming. He just pinches at him through the permeable mesh of his ball. And Grace will screw up his face (so soft) and go what’s up bud? I piss you off or something? (He learns what bruises are and sulks for half a day afterward.)
All of that aside, once again, Rocky has gotten used to Grace's heartbeat, his clumsiness, and his one-tone voice. That's his best friend, and he's smart and just as capable as any other adult. He is also the cutest fucking thing to Eridian hearing. Is he also disconcertingly alien, definitely— His size, the limbs, the head protrusion (and other protrusions), the leakiness detracted maybe. But his cluster-sibling once cooed at and brought home a pet sulphur slug because, oh my spirits, hear his squishy respiratory system and you tell me that's not the cutest thing on the planet! It blurbles, Rocky! It fucking blurbles!
So, as Erid draws closer and Rocky/Grace become more excited and stressed. (The food has yet to run out, and as good as Erid is, they need substantial help from the human side to figure out how to make proper human nutrition. And finding the right informational packs in all of human knowledge is a very big undertaking.)
Rocky dreads the ever-looming talk he’ll need to have with Grace about the fact that Erid may, in fact, possibly find him very, very adorable. And that this might hamper communication for a second while he explains no, that is not a tall baby and no you cannot squish it.
“I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.” ― Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis
Have you considered lil'nil Obi-Wan making his colours a bit less threatening and more Jedi like? So his mask has orange and gold decor i stead of red and black, and his cloak and clothing are brown instead of black. He can match the temple guard (well, kinda)!
The 212th can include a bit of their generals design on their helmets, or go full repaint like the 332nd did with Ahsoka.
I’m also going to add the images from your second ask so everything can be together!
Personally the kitty reminds me of the thing where black cats who sunbath and sit in the light so long turn brown and it’s a very funny thing to consider for black cat sith man who’s flesh is now bathing in light of the Jedi
With these as inspiration I did some messing around
I think the clones empathising with some of Obi-wan’s expression of single clone syndrome think inspiring and helping him create a fresh look or a more personal choice then emulating someone they don’t know is cute! And very easy to make an appeal that he should want to have more (clones expressing their own desire for more through him?)
Also that outfit in the bottom left is inspired by this Qui-gon figure @stormsfordragon found
ASLO ALSO
has some ideas of face paint?
Like if he doesn’t wear the mask ya know?
ALSO ALSO ALSO
Nihilus mad at the colour scheme change, he has a brand identity! The sith have a brand identity!
Also Sidious said no beard
Lil’nil obi ABSOLUTELY has a biting habit. Sinking his teeth into Cody’s shoulder to mark his territory
This is not sexual at all he’s just greedy
Can you imagine how sick and tired other vod are when they are complaing about how horrible their battles are and Generals or senators are practically chewing their ears off, would bit their heads off, nervous anything said about the jedi will come around to bite them in the ass AND COMMANDER FUCKING CODY IS JUST OVER THERE LIKE YEAH MY GENERAL LIKES TO BITE MY FINGERS, HAS BITTEN HIS VEMBRACE WHEN CODY REACHED OVER FOR SOMETHING FROM BESIDE THE GENERAL
COMMANDER??! CODY??!?!
WE ARE SUFFERING AND WHINING AND YOU THINK YOU ARE SHARING THIS EXPERINCE??!? GET OUTTA HERE BROTHER!!! BEGONE!!

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The girls are fighting and grace just wants to be included
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my brother saw my google search results 3 years ago and this entire list has been a vocal stim since then... monkey waddling cute....
im always saying this

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holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order
yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you
I like that she looks anxious and on edge
she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"
hey spit that out! drop it! hey!
plans for the summer
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ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz
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Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????