Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

people who say they think female characters are fundamentally uninteresting are genuinely the weakest links to me like if you cant even make yourself care about a FICTIONAL woman u kind of need to die slow

i'm rewatching riverdale season 6 for the first time since it aired and the angel raphael just showed up at pop's and gave tabitha tears that the virgin mary cried at the crucifixion to use as a secret ingredient in a milkshake to defeat the devil, betty killed a man with scissors and hid his body underneath her floor boards, veronica sang marry the night, called reggie a little bitch and fed him to satan. this all happened in the same episode. greatest show of all fucking time.

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try