chasing heartache

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

i got jumped on google docs

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

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if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty