when ive had enough the store is closed

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

love when my popular mutuals reblog my posts and they get notes fuckyessssss #nepobaby

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

streets are saying rebecca ferguson and greta lee are filming a lesbian romance in london right now as we speak 🙏 i've dreamed about times like these

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before