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Got to the end of the course and found they had also built a VERY precarious 90s style computer terminal into the side of the wall (complete with shitty homemade plywood chair hanging out over open space and connected to the wall by a few nailed up boards). I walked past it at first like "wow that's a shitty setup"...made it like 5 steps before I turned around because my ass could not resist an old school chunky keyboard and the chance to type some Linux commands into the terminal.

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

Babe it's been front page news all week. France, India, all of them. Please read the news somewhere other than Tumblr

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