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fucking VOTE

the transfem friends who spent valentines day together are still hungover and covered in lube.

this post only gets funnier the later you reblog it

silicone lube is a bitch to wash off im trying

Try some baking powder on it

now covered in paste ready to be deep fried

Funny how the west couldn’t survive Iranian sanctions.

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

a large majority of TMEs haven't unlearned the patriarchal idea that womanhood is a bad thing, and they do not believe trans women actually seek and embrace womanhood. a lot of them seem to think we only want (and experience) the surface level aesthetics of womanhood

I believe there is an untapped market for gas stations estrogen pills.

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

what role do i play in the bedroom? grappler

my gf is a spacer she likes to throw furniture at me