gay4religious reasons אֲנִי מַסְטלֶה

This is the national dance of the Philippines, called Tinikling

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit