gay4religious reasons אֲנִי מַסְטלֶה

The rabbis want to know if being eaten by a weasel that crawled into a uterus counts as being born. I don’t like this conversation

The weasels of ancient Babylonia were actually skilled obstetricians

so i go to a fuckass liberal arts college and i work at the art museum right. we recently got a yves klein piece and besides being an absolute bad bitch at judo he's mostly known for Blue. like Blue, as in he created International Klein Blue (IKB) (most blue to ever blue). this is his main thing. so we got his piece in the mail and it was flaking so we had to call in the klein foundation's restoration person and she pulls up, mixes this patented color, and sprays the flaky bits of the sculpture. beautiful wonderful it is fixed, but she has some extra left over. so very kindly she turns to the staff and goes, "does anyone have something they want me to paint." and one guy fucking lights up and with the world's most evil glimmer in his eye he asks, "will you paint my labubu." and that motherfucker, she says YES. so now. in the mueseum. in an office. or in someone's house. theres a fucking genuine klein blue labubu.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

don’t play it cool, be passionate and insane

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

"Nobody wants to work anymore" yeah, because working used to be so you could save up and have a life. That's not being offered anymore. No shit people don't want to work for the sake of working. There's better and faster ways to kill myself

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

it's forever fucked that refusal is associated so strongly with cowardice and cowardice is almost universally uncontestedly seen as an existential failure that disqualifies you from the right to refuse anything when being able to admit that you're afraid and say "no" are some of the most powerful things that anyone can do

"why don't you want to? are you scared?" yes. is that so bad? to be afraid and unwilling? why should that be worth less? why should i hope to be the richest corpse in the graveyard?

Culturally significant forbidden candy

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

This applies to any service.