gay4religious reasons אֲנִי מַסְטלֶה

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

@hotvintagepoll I know it’s after 1970 but people should know just how incredible Elizabeth Taylor was

Gentle notice that “highbrow” and “lowbrow” are eugenics/race science terms and it may be better to just quietly retire them in casual discussions of art

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

hey can y’all maybe ask yourselves why when people of color say things like “this movement I generally agree with has a racism problem” your gut instinct is to downplay and dismiss and say it’s only a few bad apples and that we’re co-opting the larger conversation by talking about it? can y’all examine this instinct in yourselves for a second?

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

Howl Pendragon

if i was a bus or tram driver i would kick every single motherfucker out who dares play shit at max volume without headphones and i would shame them over the loudspeakers to do it

some 20-something asshole decided to do this on my bus to work at 5:45 in the fucking morning the other day. the world's lights are not even fully on by then and i had to drag and claw myself out of bed at 5am for fieldwork that i had to be alert and drive all day for in the hopes of recovering a precious extra 20 minutes of light shuteye during my commute. but no. because of this insufferable shithead i instead had the luxury to listen to rapidly changing 10-second torrents of noise one after the other that gave me mental and auditory whiplash as this bitch scrolled through tiktok or youtube shorts or some such ilk at the speed of light before the sun was even fully up. truly i think he should go to the nearest alp and launch himself directly off the peak. i absolutely hate people who do this. it's always with zero impunity at full volume and it is always the most mind-obliterating horseshit you never should have the misfortune of attuning your ears to anyway

when i say ‘include transmasculine people in your feminism’ i’m not saying ‘feminism is for everyone!’ i’m saying that feminism fundamentally is about misogyny and patriarchy and trans men experience both misogyny and transphobia, which is itself a product of patriarchy, and so should be included in feminism

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.