offline forever bye

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

@funnier-when-objectum

My husband and I were married under a tree couple named Amity and Arnold. We think about them often ❤️

this is fucking awesome!!!

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

"why would you WANT to be called it/its" why does anyone want to do anything. stop thinking so hard just live

So funny how there was so much speculation on silksong development struggles and it turns out there were no struggles, team cherry had actually reached a state of game development nirvana where they were no longer pestered by earthly desires such as releasing the game

The only game ever to be stuck in Development Heaven

the second i fall asleep you know what will happen ?

the banshee ?

nods yeah The banshee

the banshee is over you missed it. im sorry but thats just how life is sometimes. we have to move on

Reading this was like watching a tennis match