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starting to think fragrantica reviewers think literally everything smells like piss

"this smells like piss again" well idk girl are you are looking for the piss note in everything? look inside yourself

I have to out myself as a perfume bitch to say this, but if you do find yourself thinking, "I really love this note, but FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, every perfume that contains it smells disgusting," the problem almost always is YOUR skin chemistry reacting to that note. A common thing people complain about is vanilla making them smell like a hamster cage. The funny thing is, the fragrance community refers to the note that reacts with your skin chemistry badly as your "death note".

look Outside yourself. on your skin

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

I screamed this from the castle walls and I think I heard one of the enemy footmen start crying. It was kinda sad.

I DIDN'T!!!! I STOOD TALL AND MARCHED WITH MY COMMANDER BRAVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

We literally saw you weep at the thought of a comely maiden

homie is this an xmen porno

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

I think this is an ancient self defence technique.

Loved the follow up to this where the neighbor was confronting her about this video and she was gaslighting her neighbor again by askin if all viatnamese people look the same to them

The security guard of building B just told me the place I'm looking for is in building A across the road, while the security guard of building A is telling me it's in Building B so now I gotta solve that one guard only tells lies and the other tells the truth thing

Had a friend in an evil D&D campaign solve this one by murdering one of the guard's family members and presenting that guard with the head of the dead family member.

I don't think I can do that in real life

extremely dangerous roads today and i was going a respectable 20mph-25mph on a rural road, sliding 50% of the time, down a hill so steep there's warnings year round and residents outside monitoring the road. and this fucker in a raised red pickup behind me was on my ass blasting his horn the whole time. My Friend, i am in a subaru crosstrek. you say the word and i'll slam on my breaks sending your compensation waggon flying as the ice forces it to use my faggotmobile like a stunt ramp. i'll record it. i'll email your family the MOV file of your lifeless corpse smashing through the windshield and falling 8ft into the snow. i'll set it to Free Bird

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

this sucks I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are unhealthy and harmful* revolutionize the world

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

your honor i was just furthering the plot