This world is made of...

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

ladies give it up for the dodecahedron

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

driving 90 minutes to my favorite empty lot to smoke 1 cigarette

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

if its any consolation i didnt get very much exp