Jackin off all trades amirite

Art forgery imo is a sort of carnivalesque of the art market, an essential part of the ecosystem of art is that whenever art becomes valuable there will be people who can fake that art and bring its value into question. The art forger is a performance artist in the mode of the court jester

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

#i love this post so much #every word of this #brienne is the source of so much queer heartbreak and has no idea #they are the big barda and mister miracle couple #where everyone has to do a little “okay then” #brienne thinks they're going “why is he with her” but it's the other way around and jaime is very smug about it #“why is she with you?” “because I'm better than you” ( @themarchrabbit)

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

Also adding some book recommendations on Permaculture from the fine folks at Lithub.

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

fuck catastrophizing. i'm successtraphizing. i'm spiraling upwards. what if everything goes right? what if they love me?

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

made a tumblr account for this post and this post only

Happy to report that this is one of five posts on their account and then they never came back

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shaking my head the whole time to show i’m an atheist*

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shrugging my shoulders the whole time to show i’m agnostic*

*at the Arby’s praying very hard the whole time to show I am Christian*