Microwaving Butterflies Since 2k16

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

Welcome to 10k everyone!

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

omg this is amazing

I was shrimping 🦐

SHRUMPED

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

Welcome to 10k everyone!

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

omg this is amazing

I was shrimping 🦐

SHRUMPED

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

Just got diagnosed with arthritis in my knees 😭 so there's a whole bunch of new medical expenses approaching

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

Welcome to 10k everyone!

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

omg this is amazing

I was shrimping 🦐

SHRUMPED

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK