Ivy “Choosing Violence Since 1987” Michaels

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

so i kind of accidentally on purpose told NASA that you can breath in space without a helmet and now i, i mean they, are going to throw you out the airlock. be nice about it ok. i want to look good in front of this tgirl who definitely has space madness. thx babe 😘

Obviously Birdo is the Throat Goat but you know that nobody beats Yoshi at eating ass

You are now imagining the Swedish chef beating off his very muppet penis with his very human hands

They don’t tell you this but you can beat the shit out of people. If you want.

Obviously Birdo is the Throat Goat but you know that nobody beats Yoshi at eating ass

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

tosses a buttermilk pancake at you like a frisbee

Estrogen is my favorite recreational drug

they should make finger-prick estrogen/testosterone tests the way they do for blood sugar

I mean, i can't speak for anyone else, but the reason i look like a boy on estrogen is because that's how i wanted to look when i transitioned.

estrogen would have saved Jesus of Nazareth

The feminine urge to slam your head against the desk untill blood is all over it