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SGDQ2025 - Final Fantasy 9

Drowned Wednesday. Seven thousand years as a 126-mile long whale and then you get dissolved from the inside as soon as you lift the curse is pretty rough. Hard to see that coming.

Superior Saturday. If I needed to kill a 12-year old boy I would also spend ages powering up my ultra-super-special-thousand-sorcerer lightning blast just to give him time to steal my magic quill pen that I need for all my plans.

Mister Monday. If I needed to kill a twelve year old boy I would also have turned into a giant snake, fallen into a pit of text-eating demons, allowed someone to write something on me and then been ripped to shreds.

Grim Tuesday. I would also lose an art competition to a musically-inclined 12 year old, but I don't think I would have let myself get into that position in the first place.

Lady Friday. Her "just leave" strategy was very sensible and almost worked but if my big thing was kidnapping people to eat their brains I wouldn't be taking them all from the same town the protagonist lives in. My operation would be based elsewhere. No plot for me thanks.

Sir Thursday. A lot of things I would have done differently here. I realise the plot needed him to not use any of the hundreds of ways he could killed Arthur at any point but I really don't see that as my problem.

Lord Sunday. My guy literally lost to a toy elephant and a tree. Worst to ever do it.

Watching any green or blue-green mineral being ground to make pigment in these, praying it's just rough glass or some shit and not any of the almost always notably poisonous green minerals:

the balancers will judge.