Space Jam Is An Isekai

You can go places through Amtrak for 20 bucks??? That's fucking insane what. Why have I not been doing this

now some of you might be wondering why I, a very loudly transgender type of girl, might reblog transmasc joy posts. That is because I love seeing people happy and actualized :]

I do think some of the "why does this mech have a scarf/sword/shield" comments I get are really funny. Buddy it's cuz they're cool as fuck. You can accept giant mechs as acceptable military vehicles but you draw the line at accessorizing? Same vibes as when someone complains about boobs on snake anthros

Accessorize your mechas. Just. . .no boobs on snake anthros if you’re going for somewhat realistic

THEYRE ON TWO LEGS AND TALKING WHAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENNNNNMCEEEE

SNAKES ARE SQUAMATE REPTILES. THEY HAVE THE GENES TO PRODUCE ARMS AND LEGS. THEY JUST DONT. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY TRAIT REMOTELY RESEMBLING MAMMALIAN BREASTS

THEY DONT HAVE GENES THAT LET THEM TALK OR WEAR CLOTHES EITHER SO WHY IS THAT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE

GIVING THEM LEGS AND ARMS AND TALKING IS LIKE MECH SCARVES! GIVING THEM BREASTS IS LIKE MECHS HAVING ACTUAL FEATHERS! NOT AS DECORATIONS BUT PHYSICALLY GROWING OUT OF THEIR MECH BODIES!

Hold up that sounds cool as fuck. Sorry that owns actually. Write that one down

all the basketball players no longer have names. someone did some amazing shit with the ball lately but we just cant tell you who

I'm glad everyone on this website knows me as the geronimo stilton fucker

girlie what the fuck does that even mean

girl who absolutely desperately wants to be a mechsplo pilot but she's into it in a way that's actually too horny for all the handlers around so she's denied initiation every time

okay what is the deal with train conductors

db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Dear Xi Jinping: in order to grow Chinese soft power and capitalize on the Chinese cultural moment, the party must make a Hamilton-style musical about Zhou Enlai that focuses on framing his relationship with Mao Zedong as Yaoi