Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
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Jules of Nature
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Mike Driver
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Origami Around
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Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody
CRINGE POSTING ON MAIN
Wait sorry I forgot there was another flyer put up
Every time I think college can't get more wild, it does
Wait really that's what you guys did
Yeah! Turns out it was a part of the anti-cinema cinema club's way of trying to get new members. It was wild
iâm sorry did you say the anti-cinema cinema club
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!
Seeing people screaming at the the cat to not stands up is very funny
Me, a German, every single time I am abroad: I am so sorry I have to do this to you. Believe me, this pains me just as much as it must pain you. This is not the ending you deserve and I want you to have the chance for a better life but the circumstances leave me no other choice *looks at the water bottle apologetically* *throws it into the trash can and wipes away tears*
There should be a riot at disneyland there should be people ripping the bricks out of main street USA and throwing them at cops I think a cop should die at the riot at disneyland I want bad things to happen to the walt disney company
Itâs against park rules to have protests or even political signs but I wish!
Iâm not sure how you got âpeaceful protest that abides by Disneyland rulesâ out of this post
rioters after finding out protesting is against park rules
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I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:
Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying âoh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thoughtâŚâ just before thunder
Mind reading, e.g. âCan you help me find a cheese? Itâs called, uh⌠[starts fishing out shopping list]â âGruyere?â ââŚyes O_oâ
Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
Cheese that Iâve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when itâs about to rain big time
âGruyereâ is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Cheesewitching. I respect it.
[ID: a comment by @zaydaliciousdesigns that says, âProper Terry Pratchet-esque witchery right there. I love it.â End Id]
In case anyone was worried, this is a Nurse Shark, one of the types of sharks that doesnât need to swim forward to breathe! It also doesnât appear to be distressed at all, it seems like itâs just chilling.
More evidence that fish can play.
Trust me, if a nurse shark doesnât want something done to it, it WILL let you know. Very, very painfully. They donât bite often, but they WILL bite when provoked and can deal out serious damage.
This shark is, indeed, just chilling.
Hey, @shadowmaat, was this what your prompt meant? XD
Nurse sharks are part of a group usually called Carpet Sharks because they have the ability to breathe whilst stationary rather than only through constant motion. This is because they can gulp water and the motion allows them to push it through their gills.
This particular shark is calm, relaxed, and having fun. If it wasnât, not only would the diver have not interacted with the shark in the first place, the shark would also swim off or be violently flicking its tail about. This is also a female and, honestly, the way sheâs responding to the diver is more like a bit of casual courting and âokay I guess this is how this one tries to mate huh but hey heâs not biting me to hold on so this is coolâ.
The thing about sharks is they can have fun and they are curious. Most shark bites are curiosity bites (think baby shoving everything in their mouths bc âhuh whatâs thisâ) and this shark is able to know that this particular human has no desire to hurt her, is happy to swim about with her, and basically the weird dancing is just entertainment.
Itâs difficult sometimes, I think, for people to see this sort of thing and not think âthat animal is being exploited!â when this is a form of enrichment for the animal. Fish especially are a challenge to provide enrichment for sometimes, just because theyâre not like big cats or wolves or other animals like mammals and reptiles. They donât have hands, feet, or paws. You canât enrich a sharks life just with things they can bite, not when sharks also are willing to swim close to divers, bump against stuff, swim alongside, breach the surface with their heads to look above the water, and so on.
This right here is honestly a great way to entertain the shark and also give her something non-stressful and not too unusual for her to adapt to (Iâm not kidding about the weird and bitey way sharks uhm⌠make more sharks).
Gods but Iâd absolutely dive and dance with a shark ngl.
Become ungovernable
I love how the whole community is in the know on this tortoise's bullshit lmao
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and you are a horrible tortoise.
The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.
I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they donât install customer parts.
So I figured if they wonât install customer parts, theyâll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.
So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasnât sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.
Ho l y
Imma try that last one
I went to my doctorâs office and asked if they had any slots open for that day. They told me they donât take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.
So I pulled out my phone and called the office. The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say âIâd like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.â
He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?
I said âYep, Iâm standing right here.â
He didnât understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.
I hung up and said to the original receptionist, âHi, I have an appointment in five minutes.â
She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.
forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat
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this is the funniest tweet iâve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraftâs Catâs Name
his cats name couldnât be that bad!!!! itâs a cat, whatâs the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
Me every time this post comes back
go Google why chainsaws were invented, itâs really fun :)
why.
Iâve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-
oh what the FUCK WHY
Thanks I hate it.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker
To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.
iâm boutta google why chainsaws were invented now. feel like iâm going on an adventure.
really speaks to how iâve been around the internet, that that wasnât what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.
Every time I see this post itâs gone in a completely different direction and every time itâs cursed as fuck
MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth
when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through peopleâs bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like âthis is for the bearsâ and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me âbears dont live here!â but i kept doing it⌠just in case
do you ever read a âcallout postâ where the summary on top is like âthey EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLEâ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and itâs like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a âfruit (derogatory)â joke once
some of the time itâs this, some of the time itâs shit like âsix in-depth paragraphs about problematic opinions on Steven Universe followed by an offhand mention of the time they faked their own illness and death in order to pose as their own fictional partner and crowdfund medical and funeral expensesâ
Shitven universe is full of problematic writing though. It is a problematic show. Large perceptage of post calling it out are not problematic.
No offense, but if someone is committing real world crimes, I could not give one molecule of a shit about their opinions on a childrenâs show about rocks that sing and punch each other. Do not bury receipts of actual crimes or dangerous behaviors under punchy rock discourse. Too many times I have seen callout posts about genuinely reprehensible things âpaddedâ heavily with trivial greviances about liking the wrong cartoons. If I have to scroll through your essay about [spins wheel] rock boobies to get to the sexual assault receipts then your callout fucking sucks and you should be ashamed.
@glumshoe So you are perfectly willing to excuse the fact that shitven universe made genocidal fascist space nazis. And because they were arbitrarily âfamilyâ, decided that they should be reformed with no punishments for their crimes.
And then the sequel series depicted mental illness as something that makes you physically and violently destructive to everything and everyone in your surroundings. That mental illness can be insta fixed with having a hug and saying you are there and feel better.
Btw I usually block people who try to divert the conversation away from shitven universe being a bad show. Because it showâs they encourage writing like that. And donât think critically about problematic themes finding their ways into shows meant for kids.
People really donât like hearing this. But serious problematic issues in the real world can often find their way into fiction, and itâs not a good idea to put those into kids shows as minor things that are forgivable. When discourse surrounding stuff like that says it is excusable or not worth dying over. The responses show just how people think and care about issues like that. A piece of media having the audacity to show completely heinous actions or horribly handled representation as forgivable.
[shakes you vigorously by the lapels]
I donât know how to tell you this in a way you will understand but committing crimes is worse than watching cartoons.
Maybe my priorities need to be reassessed but I am pretty confident that someone who enjoys South Park and doesnât sexually abuse people is a better person than someone who exclusively enjoys media thatâs beyond reproach and is a rapist.
Like, Jesus Christ, it literally doesnât matter whether or not Ted Bundy listened to John Lennon. He killed people!!! He literally killed people!!! Hurting people and committing crimes is worse than having bad taste! My god!!!!
Itâs just fiction is not an excuse for bad writing. Itâs not an excuse for tell children abusive family should be forgiven, that genocidal nazis should be forgiven, or that mental illness is harmful to everyone around them. Contrary to what people on the internet tell you. Fiction reflects reality and vice versa. The excuse that they are completely exclusive is ignorant at best. What you enjoy and produce content about says a lot about you and what you believe, and is worth self reflection when callled out that what you like is reflective of you.
IF YOU STAB SOMEONE TO DEATH IN AN IKEA YOUR OPINIONS ON PINK DIAMOND COULD LITERALLY NOT BE LESS RELEVANT
This is 100% why Tumblr is the greatest social media platform
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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos
Youâre laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and youâre laughing
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