Kat from Minas Morgul

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

Meine Mutter hat mir gerade erzählt, dass sie ein Video von Rezo irgendwo gesehen und ihn erst gar nicht erkannt hat, weil er ne Käppi aufhatte und sie seine blauen Haare nicht sehen konnte und ich stell mir das so vor

applying for new job:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”