Connecticut Demon Wife

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

Punk is when you don’t listen to punk music and don’t have radical politics and aren’t angry ever and are really niceys

Oh so all of a sudden it’s “punk” to hurt my feelings?

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.