i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

i hate getting turned on by fully abstract unreplicable concepts like yeah i think it would be really hot if i found out a close friend had been secretly keeping a terrified clone of me for unspecified purposes for literal years. okay that's great man. what do i even do with that

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

companies cheapening their ingredients then labeling their food gluten free or dairy free is really funny to me. like I fucking guess it's dairy free gluten free everything free you sucked all the nutrients out of that thang to extend shelf life

this confuses me shopping for customers because i'll see "gluten free" in the label and assume i'm looking for some sort of gluten free alternative product but it'll just be like. doritos.

We put your redditor "golden retriever boyfriend" who talks about rejection sensitivity dysphoria a lot in a long torturous maze if that's alright

Average TME sex-positive feminist: Really disturbing that so many of these transwomen are into something as politically regressive as "princess kink."

I don't think this is over the top enough to work as parody I think someone will actually say this in 2 to 6 months

According to most Muslim scholars, Kyubei is Halal to eat

"degeneration" but its woke now because we attributed it to fascism. right.

cannot believe people are falling for the chuddification vape

Unironically this deflection of who upholds societal oppression onto so called "deviants" is one of the most powerful safeguards for those who actually uphold this societal oppression. Someone who has a CNC kink being blamed for misogyny is ridiculous when like every one of your male family members is 100000000000% more contributing to it.

“we baked this cake with no sugar”