_let 'em know, kid_

It's the last day of pride! Confess to me Now.

I killed him, yeah

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

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