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Superman said, āall immigrants are people and deserve respect and love they arenāt aliens they are humans and the people who disagree should dieā and supergirl said, āA womenās purity shouldnāt be defined by the man who has caused them harm and the exploitation of young women is disgusting and the men who do such things should dieā and they are right
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I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.
Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."
Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-
No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)
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me doing japanese homework:
wait a minuteā¦.
this makes so much more sense now???
Why didnāt this meme come with a translatorās note
die girlies reading this š„°
oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies
The girlies reading this post
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Yeah, Iād have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid
tf you mean āas a kidā if you dont want it now, hand it over
one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.
no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as āwhat happened to all the pussy on supernaturalā
Been on my mind
plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)
the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose
the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine
Tango decided to build Decked Out 3 in a Swamp. You know who else lives in a swamp? CODFATHER JIMMY!!!
Absolutely love the idea of Jimmy seeing Tango building in his swamp and getting so excited to see another person that he lets Tango just do what he wants. Jimmy probably hasnāt seen another person in hundreds or maybe even thousands of years and has no clue on how to interact with this guy whoās so warm it reminds him of the sun.
Jimmy ends up just kinda watching Tango from the sidelines for a while although heās not very good at hiding with how tall he is. Once Tango spots him he has a mini freak out because āholy crap who is that?? Did I start building over their home? Oh no..wait why havenāt they said anything? Do they not mind me being here??ā
I like the idea of Tango starting to talk out loud explaining what heās building and all the redstone logistics for Decked Out in hopes that the stranger would slowly warm up to him. Jimmy does not understand a word of what Tangoās going on about BUT he does recognize supplies. Jimmy goes out and collects the stuff that Tango needs for his projects and leaves them in a chest in his storage room. Tango melts once he realizes it was from his swamp stranger.
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āwe live in an uncaring universeā yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom
itās wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes youāve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and itās incredible
#my theory is that fanworks reflect what people found missing in the canon#so like. sonic and mlp. obviously#les miz want les amis to be happy and alive and goofing around#and uh. mcu fans want the mcu to be well-writtenĀ (via dicaeopolis)
Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"
[ID: Comment by @emilyshka āINCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.ā]
As someone very vocal about youth liberation, I'm always saying we should treat children more like adults, but we should also treat adults more like children. But in a kind way, not a "ignore their opinions and abuse them" way.
A paramedic at work said something horrifyingly misogynistic at the beginning of a training scenario in front of multiple people including two women who were also paramedics. I did what I do to my kids: held up a hand, looked him dead in the face, and said āno thank youā
And he literally didnāt speak for the next 2 hours. 11/10, still use.
today i learned that the finnish word forĀ āhazardous wasteā is ongelmajƤte, which can also translate as āproblematic garbageā and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajƤte
in german itās SondermĆ¼ll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One manās ongelmajƤte is another manās sondermĆ¼ll.
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I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it
the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries
