Zedaph: I just came up with a really good five-word baking horror story, wanna hear it? Tango: Absolutely, dude! Impulse: Tell us! Zedaph, quietly: Four cups of vanilla extract. Tango and Impulse: *SCREAM*
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Zedaph: I just came up with a really good five-word baking horror story, wanna hear it? Tango: Absolutely, dude! Impulse: Tell us! Zedaph, quietly: Four cups of vanilla extract. Tango and Impulse: *SCREAM*

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Attack for @beepeircings for the @creative-life-event !!
Wide-eyed and wired / The snap-crackle-pop of the Geiger
Tango watched from his seat as Zed talked to his camera. Being used as a test subject wasn’t a new thing for him, but today Zed had promised that things would be a bit different. Tango wasn’t really sure whether he should be scared or excited.
day 3 of @mcytau-gust. better late than never! also can you tell that I like bending the interpretations of the prompts?
Prompt: Chemistry | Ship: Zedango
I’m finally getting back into starting Hermitcraft S11, currently on Tango’s ep 8. Barely even a minute in, I’m already wide eye staring at my screen at THE SHEER SIZE OF THAT FUCKING MOUNTAIN. AND ITS JUST BARELY STARTED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS HOW BIG IT IS?!?! THE DETAIL IN IT IS INSANE, ITS TAKING HIM SO LONG JUST TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF IT THE SCALE AND DESIGN IS INCREDIBLE BUT-
WHAT THE SHIT DO YOU MEAN HES BUILDING IT WITH A LIGHT SOURCE IN MIND?!?! THE DARK BLOCKS, THE DARK GRADIENT SHIFTS, OH MY GOD ITS SO PEAK IM SCREAMING
TANGO “I’m not much of a builder” TEK MY ASS BRO THIS IS FUCKING IMMACULATE I LOVE MY WHIMSICAL VAMPIRE STINKER MAN
I had to get this out, thank you. Keep up the insane work, Tango. We love you.
The fires being set on the server are actually part of a sort of hive mind, with them never actually being able to fully put them out. For each one Pearl extinguishes, another one immediately pops up not too far away…
(or maybe Gem has taken to using invisibility potions, who knows)
The natural result of this realization is Tango having to release a very long legal statement that "The entity, hitherto referred to as 'That Freaking Fire Thingy', was not created by, spread by, or endorsed by Tango of the Tek Variety", and "That Freaking Fire Thingy is not an escapee from decked out", and "Tango of the Tek Variety is not lying to the population of the Hermitcraft server, hitherto known as "You Unbelieving Rascals", about the fact that That Freaking Fire Thingy is not an escapee from decked out." Well. That solves nothing, but at least now people know it's not his fault!
~ Mod Shade

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[Day 963]
hello stranger🕴️i hear you are taking,,,,,,, ship art requests
perchance a bit of xbango or impalis if you are feeling it
signed, an international man of mystery 🪓
They Traded for the Day. ;]
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went out at 1 am to look at the meteor shower
only saw 7 but it was still cool :P