And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

i want all the people i love to be happy forever

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

for the longest time I didn't realise the nodding emoji was someone nodding i thought it was just someone with their head bowed and a heavenly light behind them. and people would use it to reply to takes they agree with to show they worship the op 🙂‍↕️

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

Superman showed Masculinity doesn’t need to be violent to be protective. And Supergirl showed us Femininity doesn’t need to be nice or submissive to be kind. But one is praised and the other is getting shat on.

The Hamilton refrence scene had to have been so confusing for Mon El because he doesnt even know what a founding father is