women love when there’s a woman

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

Angela talking abt how shocked she was that she got asked out for prom And won prom queen. Confirming my theory that she has Always been the most funny beautiful likable person in every room shes ever been in and is always the only person who doesnt know it

Angela talking abt how shocked she was that she got asked out for prom And won prom queen. Confirming my theory that she has Always been the most funny beautiful likable person in every room shes ever been in and is always the only person who doesnt know it

Recently developed a habit where every time I feel like I’m going to succumb to a nap I start saying ‘robber wake up’ to ward it off. So far hasn’t worked but… who knows.