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Hi!! I'm April! You seem cool. Come have a seat if you like. I'll show you a roughly even mix of my jokes and my deeply held political convictions :3

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despazito

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

despazito

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

despazito

part two: colour is junkfood

aprilthe0th

Putting color in your art is cheating.

#april poasts

sourcreammachine

one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has big boobs. another one of my friends is petite-bourgeois and has small boobs. therefore it’s not the boobs that define petite-bourgeoisie, it’s something else entirely

aprilthe0th

Ahh, but you see, I am not petite-bourgeoisie, and I have no boobs. Perhaps it is not the size of the boobs, but instead the mere fact of their existence or lack.

#april poasts #ancient Greek philosophy #chest-based class analysis #titty Marxism #peTIT-boobgeoisie

despazito

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

despazito

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

despazito

part two: colour is junkfood

aprilthe0th

Just do we're all clear, when they say "[the] idea of a lack of standards" they mean "you being allowed to create or consume art we don't like".

#april poasts #modern art #art philosophy #fascism

theconcealedweapon

slechterick

CORRECTION: it's a MINIMUM of two years. generally it's 100% of your wage in the first year, 70% in the second.

a dutch employer must also:

refrain from asking medical details. all they have a right to know is that you cannot work, the aspects of work that you cannot perform, and whether you're making efforts to recover

provide open consultations with a doctor specialised in occupational health

(partially) cover the costs of treatments that'll help you get back to work quicker and more sustainably

make efforts to prevent illnesses due to work (including burn-out and repetitive strain injuries)

provide temporary or permanent alternative working conditions (e.g., fewer hours, different tasks, ergonomic tools) if it's impossible or hazardous to the employee's health to (fully) return to their regular work and working conditions

provide assistance in finding an alternative employer if no suitable alternative work can be found within the organisation

the exact details can differ based on union agreements, the size of the organisation, specific contracts, and what have you. but this is the baseline for contractual permanent positions by law.

partially sharing because i have a lot of dutch followers this may sooner or later apply to, and partially to show the true extent of what's possible.

the dutch system is set up so that people can focus on recovery and making a healthy and sustainable return to work. in practice there's plenty of room for improvements on those fronts. but all in all, it's been shown to be more cost-effective than a continuous rotation of people getting more and more ill due to work until they reach a breaking point and have to recover for far longer than if those people had had the opportunity to recover at an earlier stage.

kropotkindersurprise

Dont worry the Dutch system is being actively destroyed by our america-loving right-wing parties, mainly the liberals, VVD, with help from their christian and fascist friends.

queeranarchism

& Dutch bosses/companies are still gonna be shitty in whatever way they can, including but not limited to:

Forcing you to attend consultations with a company doctor, pushing you to travel to attend your consultations.

Trying to get information about your illness from the company doctor (= illegal!).

Interpreting company doctor reports about your capabilities in bad faith, trying to force you to do more work than you can, etc.

Guilt-tripping you if you don't recover fast enough.

Trying to blame your 'lifestyle'.

If you think you are being fucked with by your boss: check your contract, check your CAO, and ASK YOUR UNION.

queeranarchism

#The Dutch have a pretty solid history of labor organizing and socialist resistance #so I give 'em good odds at fighting off the neo-liberal import

We're trying our best mate, but we've had nothing but right wing governments for the last 24 years. Union organizing is alive and kicking and there are some victories, but so much is constantly being destroyed that it feels a lot like 2 steps forward, 3 steps back, over and over for 24 years in a row.

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depsidase

aprilthe0th

To someone who's not educated, "war, golf, and space tourism" must seem like a bizarre list. But like. Yeah. Great list. It's completely right.

the median voter

i wanna suck u like a danimal

eebie

oh.... i dont wanna suck you at all anymore

eebie

reblogs are 10 into you and you are 0 deep into.. mm.. nuh, no, that's, that's not right.. Uhhh, (Fumbles through my papers. One slips to the floor and you see it's completely blank.) 10 REBLOGS DEEP INTO TUMBLR, WHICH WAY YOUR DICK MOVING?

eebie

PUT IT ALL THE WAY IN

dogpuppy

plantbard

Believe women

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Pipe expanding machine

Wowww

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

justsheerfilth1

One of thee most fucking frustrating feelings as a disabled person is having to remind people in your life “ hey, still disabled!” when they forget and suggest you do things that you physically cannot over and over again

redstonedust

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

enkephalinpilled

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

teaboot

unfortunately, classifying all points as definitively false also presents your audience with data. you gotta present a mix of unverifiable information in a broad range of veracity. I don't have blood. I DO have teeth. How many teeth? 53. I subsist primarily on synthesized potassium compounds and sleep in my closet three nights a year

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mousidy

insane how many of you will just assume that a trans woman has a penis, and that it wouldn't be something she might have any dysphoria about

mousidy

aprilthe0th

This is true. And I am guilty of it. I need to try harder not to do this.

da-crip-hilia

Damn I had a bunch of dreams about getting raped. Which probably has something to do with having sex with my girlfriend before she left for the weekend… 2 days no wife means having to jerk myself off to those dreams, which is just an objectively worse experience. It not only feels better to have someone else help me, it’s less uncomfortable and painful and easier on my body. It intersects with her caretaking I think… it’s not completely unlike helping me with food or meds or hygiene, but there’s a lovely intimate component to it too…

(and yeah we do a lot of noncon or dubcon stuff… when I’m on the receiving end it makes me feel very safe and secure. When I’m not err I think I’m just a pervert. Something very satisfying about breaking someone you love)

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