Marvelmaniac715

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

italian shadow goverment!

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

Oh my god, THIS is where I knew Jack Wolfe from! The entire time I watched the Next to Normal proshot I kept thinking that I’d seen his face before, and I’d recognise those soulful brown eyes anywhere - the illegitimate Calendar son! Man, this guy keeps getting type-cast as sons with big secrets regarding his identity, doesn’t he?

Re-reading the Hetty Feather series as an adult, I would have much preferred if Jem, while really caring for Hetty, was actually lying to her and Eliza in the same way about eventually getting married. It's much more bittersweet as the actions of a boy trying to give a little girl some hope to cling onto at the Foundling Hospital, than what we get in the end which is a 19 year old awkwardly waiting for a 14 (maybe 15) year old to start loving him romantically. Jem, my guy, that's your foster sister and the last time you saw her she was 5. Wtf is wrong with you.

I don’t think Downton Abbey gets enough credit for introducing a gay central character to a period drama in 2010, where being gay isn’t his defining trait. His defining trait is that he’s Evil.