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The Bacterian are deeply concerned with the development of humanity, as the human form greatly resembles that which was held by their ancient predecessors. While humans know them as strip-mining invaders, this is in reality a habit they take on only in wartime to obliterate a major threat. That said, they are called the Bacterian Empire for a reason. There is always a reason for the scales to tip in favor of conquest, and when such a decision is made, entire ways of life are obliterated without a trace. Such is the way of the organism.

One problem with this is that lower dimensional layers get temporally desynced from us all the time, so exploits that require a thousand years to succeed can randomly take a fraction of that amount for us, but the full completion can occur in Mario's timeline. And he WILL remember you...

The problem with trying to stop Mario is that if his respawn point gets surrounded by an environment that's impossible to "fairly" escape it just recalculates its position to a very fair position nearby, so the only way to restrain him through violence is to make his respawn point kaizo difficulty