Neuroticism and Eroticism

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

The issue with using vampires as a metaphor for gay people is there would always be some twink equivocating about how he couldn't stomach the blood of a woman and expect people to not call him a misogynist

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

chores done. dick out

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

trauma humping

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

#google search engine is literally just unusable now