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What's Next For Mitch McConnell?

Actual news about his health status.

The same vague press statement they've released five times already.

AI Deepfake Mitch (with a varying number of fingers)

Corpse gets wheeled around in sunglasses a la Weekend at Bernie's

Replaced by Marjorie Taylor Greene in a bad mask.

I have a funnier joke than these (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 8

lookninjas

I'm not going to lie, "He steals the lifeforce of Lindsey Graham to prolong his unnatural existence a few more months out of spite" just straight up didn't occur to me. I really didn't see that one coming.

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hymnism

#guys do you think he makes it home?#nobody knows

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in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

aphrostiel

my boys. they're happy and in love

#colorful metaphors

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being 14 when sweater weather came out was actually crazy. it was insane what they did to us who were 14 when sweater weather came out

#I misheard it the first few times and didn’t realize the singer was male #so I thought it was about lesbians for like a solid week

theburialofstrawberries

awesome awesome interview with Emily Wilson

#emily wilson #translation

chilewithcarnage

when you accidentally type gmaul instead of gmail

#he wants the free tiger issue

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

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Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

#project hail mary #phm

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problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

#me with one ex in particular

parkerposey

Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

dragon-in-a-fez

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

#I thought it was speculation about which friends were about to come out as trans #or adding people who they assumed were about to realize their non-cis identities

regicidal-defenestration

The mind strains to conjure up any soul who can throw a fit as fiercely as Gonzo can

#queer icon

velvetnightgallery

Florence Welch x Pre-Raphaelites

Florence Welch x Gucci Bloom // John William Waterhouse “The Soul of the Rose” (1903)

Florence Welch by Vincent Haycock // Dante Gabriel Rossetti “The Day Dream” (1880)

Florence Welch by Rhys Frampton // Dante Gabriel Rossetti “Lady Lilith” (1866–1868, 1872–73)

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evilwizard

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

evilwizard

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

evilwizard

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

orthoscheme

supermarkets should have benches

orthoscheme

everywhere should have benches

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