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oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

the author’s poorly disguised unchallenged ideas about how the world works, what is natural, what should go without saying

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

theres no force on earth strong enough to stop men from talking about their ex wives on a first date

i knwo ive made pretty much this exact post so many times but it just occurs so frequently and im always blown away by it. there are an infinite number of things you could talk about on a first date. why choose that one.

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