Yo

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

It's part of maintaining a stable relationship

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

It's part of maintaining a stable relationship

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.