Berlynn Wohl

In the past five years I have read Flowers In The Attic, Naked Came A Stranger, and The Crazy Ladies, and I am devastated to report that I enjoyed them all. I found the prose more readable and the characters more compelling than any "respectable" "mainstream" bestsellers from the last 25 years*. Regretfully, I must ask for everyone's recommendations for other trashy books from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Please do your worst, thanks in advance.

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There's a lot to be umami about these days.

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Somebody tagged this as fucking Spock.

^ this ^

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

My only complaint about The Man From Uncle (tv) is that the camera cuts away every time Napoleon and Illya are about to start making out.

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..