this is how 63% of Stephen King stories start
sounds facetious but there is literally a Stephen King short story about an industrial ironing machine that turns into a man-eating terror after accidentally tasting human flesh.
it's called "The Mangler" because of course it is.
My friends and I now have a running joke about this, because I told them that after some trial and error, I've found I'm only really interested in Stephen King works that are not this premise. I loved 11/22/63, I Am the Doorway, Carrie, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption, Apt Pupil, but I just cannot muster up enthusiasm for the stories that are like
It's about a dog...THAT KILLS YOU! It's about a car...THAT KILLS YOU! It's about toads...THAT KILL YOU! It's about GI Joes...THAT KILL YOU! It's about a word processor...THAT KILLS YOU!
and so on.
So now everyone in my squad knows they can get a cheap laugh by pointing at literally anything and going "It's the X...THAT KILLS YOU!"















