Berlynn Wohl

the nice thing about the torture chamber is that it’s the one place you can really be yourself

alan alda: hawkeye wake up. i get to write an episode.. you know what that means. its time for me to put you in the torture chamber again

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

ohoho this is one is a true delight, thank you for the meal *salutes*

in the cyberpunk future you won’t order a pizza, you’ll just logon to the cryptocurrency assassination market and place a $20 bet on the proposition that you’ll still be hungry in thirty minutes time, then sit back and wait for the food drone syndicates to make a counteroffer.

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour