I'm Unknown, as in, my name is Unknown. At least that's what it is on here. I'm mostly gonna put whatever I feel like putting, whether that be my original characters or fan stuff. Maybe a cat picture or two. There will be ZERO consistency here, I'm mostly here to lurk and look at silly stuff. Also please pay no mind to the monotone nature of my typing, I'm just awkward like that. There are some of my characters who I kind of want to turn into a comic but that'll come later. I'm not going to give much information about myself. After all I'm Just Here. I'm existing but I'm not the focus. The focus is primarily my art, silly little facts about some of my AUs. Speaking of which, my AUs are alternate universes in the way of ✨Ignoring the Angst✨ unless it's necessary to the plot. I'm also not great about judging characters' personality so they'll likely be also out of character. I also make ocs to toss into the fray of my AUs. I would list them but I have way too many. Yes some of them are paired with cannon characters.
Okay now some rules.
This is for FUN so limited doom and gloom. A few reblogs from one blog. Maybe.
Don't take my art. Please. Especially no AI.
Remain kind.
Don't ask about me, I will ignore you. Asking about my characters is fine.
If I answer as a character, don't question the format for it-I would draw out answers but I'm not that skilled right now.
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”
And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”
And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me
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So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.
I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.
I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.
Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.
Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
he's extremely funny when he firsts loses his memories aboard the Hail Mary! One of my favorite lines that didn't make it into the movie is "I'm a single man in my thirties, I live alone in a small apartment. I really like, I don't have any kids. I don't like where this is going - a teacher! I'm a school teacher, one." It's even more funny if you listen to the audiobook where he's reading it for the first time, and this is his genuine reaction!
Number Two:
He's extremely smart and dumb at the same time! He's making experiments way before he even remembers his name! He makes so many experience even, that when Rocky gives him a ball made out of a metal, he puts it through tests when Rocky leaves, figuring out that it's iron.... And when they both go back to the xenonite barrier.... Rocky shows him a ring of 26... He's telling him it's iron... And he didn't need to do a thing but wait there.
Number Three:
He has both platonic and romantic relationships with the same people depending on who you ask! He's great Aroace representation if you see him as Aroace! To some people, hes in a QPR with Rocky and Adrian! To other people, he's in a QPR with Stratt! To other people, he's in a romantic relationship with Rocky! To other people he's in a romantic relationship with Stratt! It's every interesting seeing people's takes on his implied and referenced relationships!
Number Four:
All of the fandom agrees it's wrong of Stratt to say that he doesn't have any family members nor a pet while trying to make him go on the Project Hail Mary, viewing his life as lesser because he doesn't - infact, Stratt doesn't either and is kind of projecting! The fandom also agrees on Coltland, and some degree, Coltland Gentry! He has a twin brother, an older brother, and depending on who you ask some weird uncles, grandparents, and younger brothers. It's called the Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe, and I'm not even sure who came up with that or why but it works! We also ship him with different Markiplier characters, more specifically we ship him with Simon from Iron Lung. I don't know.
Number Four:
In the movie, he never wears his glasses correctly! Everyone in this fandom who has glasses or sunglasses regularly try to mimic his glasses positions when given the chance. Its very funny. He's super silly, please don't break your glasses doing this.
Number Five:
He has a bunch of Fox motifs, and is always refered to as a fox in different fanart. He has a fox cardigan, that almost everyone who knits and crochets try to make by hand, and by almost it means everyone but me, I'm still getting used to it. Stratt is almost always the german shepard, or the (scape)goat, which is also wonderful symbolism. It can get very sad sometimes.
Number Six:
He gets sick on elevators! He does not want to do this! Hes very reluctant on even letting the actual astronauts die! He doesn't realize that he might be chosen as well for it, until, at least in the book, a couple days away from the launch... And they lock him in a cell, where he gets one last conversation with Stratt, before they erase his memories in a way that his brain won't forget technique and training, so he doesn't sabotage the mission like he threatened to. In the movie it's a lot simpler, they just put him unconscious and into the coma right there and then.... So the last words spoken to him are ones of encouragement by one of his greatest friends, and he's the last one he sees before he forgets everything.
Number Seven:
He's so bad at peopling that his best friend - and to some people lover - is a rock spider alien! In the book that's exactly how he describes him, and it's incredibly funny to watch him react to it. Some people relate to this on some kind of spiritual level, which I get, and some people are just like, yeah, that would be me. Some people take this as autism, which I also get, I can't really say anything about it imo.
Number Eight:
In the books after he successfully makes it to Erid with Rocky, he resorts to cannablism, and is morally fine with it! He's accepted his fate of eating burgers made from his flesh and is quite with it. It's food so he'll eat it. He's name named them Meburgers.
Number Nine:
I don't know what to put here, except that he's just Ryland Grace, he's just him. If you guys have anymore reasons that aren't you here lmk.
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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.
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