not even here

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

Everything he does is joy

Always reblog…

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

Brings new meaning to the concept of “pet fish”

saucepan in my kitchen saturday

GO WHITE BOY GO!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

he cast the spell of "shut up your noisy neighbor"

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

People who were mean to me when we were younger are not allowed to be gay

This went from "He's making a truck!" to "He's MAKING a TRUCK!!"