Dance is neither about technique nor stamina. Love is what makes it whole.
10DANCE テンダンス — 2025, dir. Keishi Ōtomo
Cosmic Funnies
Keni
almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Three Goblin Art

Discoholic 🪩

pixel skylines
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

#extradirty
Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)

AnasAbdin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from T1

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from Türkiye
@undead-robins
Dance is neither about technique nor stamina. Love is what makes it whole.
10DANCE テンダンス — 2025, dir. Keishi Ōtomo

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
You create the characters.
You design their personalities, their past, their dynamics.
And then they refuse to behave
the way you planned.
At some point you stop arguing with them
and just take notes.
I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Are you in the USA? I cannot stress this enough: search your state's unclaimed property site to see if there is anything in your name.
I just got a check for nearly $900 that I didn't know about. Apparently it was sent to me at the end of 2019 and I never got it, so it was sent on to Unclaimed Property.
My friend checked the state he used to live in. He didn't have any unclaimed property of his own. But his dad, who died 20 years ago, had over $10,000 in unclaimed property. My friend is the heir, so he gets that money.
It involves a little paperwork to get the money but it's so worth it!
You can search ALL states using MissingMoney.com. And I recommend that you search ALL states - sometimes you might get a surprise about post property in another state (as my friend did with his dad!)
Someone asked, "Wait, what is unclaimed property from?"
If a company, like Comcast or AT&T or Blue Cross Blue Shield, tries to send you a check but it's lost in the mail, or you moved, or for other reasons you don't deposit it, after two years they send it to the state you live in. The state then has it in a database under your name.
If you have a relative who died, they probably have funds in here, even if they were poor. If someone didn't close a bank account after their death, or never got the deposit back for the cable box, or never cleared out their PayPal account, that money would wind up in unclaimed property. (All three examples are actual things from my friend's sister that we just found in unclaimed property in her state. She died ten years ago.)
Spreading the good news about unclaimed property! We wrote simple instructions about how to find yours here:
The Magic of Unclaimed Property: How I Made $1,900 in 10 Minutes by Being a Disorganized Mess
Holy shit I just did a search for all states, and after scrolling through a page and a half of things that clearly aren’t me I hit one that’s under my maiden name at my address from high school - where I haven’t lived in over 20 years and nobody in my family has lived in 15 years.
My last job was at a company that handled unclaimed property directly before it went to the state. GUYS DO THIS. And do it for your family and friends as well! Then notify them if you find anything. You will not believe how big the sums of money that people are owed can be.
The best restraint tool in vet med is a towel, hands down. Do you know how many things I’ve restrained with a towel?
Angry cat? Burrito it.
Scared bunny? Burrito it.
Tiny squish faced dog that you cant get a muzzle on? Burrito it.
Screaming macaw? Burrito it.
Injured wildlife? Burrito it.
I burritoed an arctic fox today. Last week it was a cormorant. Before that it was a blue heron. When in doubt, burrito it.
“A towel, [The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
And, apparently, Burrito Goddamn Anything with hit.
You should always know where your Towel is.
every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb
Leverage AU where Nate does go into the priesthood … but still ends up doing the same thing.
“Bless me, father, for I have sinned.”
“Go on.”
“I knocked over a liquor store.”
“And why did you do that?”
“Well my mom’s sick. We can’t afford the pain medication, and I know alcohol is a bad pain reliever, but I don’t know how to break into a pharmacy, so …”
“OK, my son, what we’re going to do is, we’re going to get your mom her medicine. But I’m going to need your help. I need you to call the health insurance company, and tell them —“
“Is… is this my penance?”
“Uh yeah. Sure. Penance. Yeah.”
Now I need an au of this where Nate has like ... a circle of other religious authority figures as his crew.
Oh hell yeah.
Eliot in the Swiss Guard
Hardison hasn’t taken vows or anything but he runs IT for the church and it’s fascinating how much easier it is to stay under budget since he joined. I guess those computers just must be very efficient. 🤷
Parker was sent off to a convent as an inconvenient child. She’s technically a student at the Catholic school, but she also never leaves the grounds? Or at least, no one ever sees her leave. No one ever sees her around, either, so it’s kinda hard to say.
Sister Mary Sophia 😇 is absolutely a genuine nun and you cannot prove otherwise 😏

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
There's rpf tinhatting and then there's "realistically, they've jerked off together at least once." It's different yk
the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.
WOAH WHAT?
That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.
What the fuck, English isn’t even my first language and yet I picked up on that. How the fuck. What the fuck.
Reasoning: It Just Sounds Right
Oooh, don’t like that. Nope, I do not even like that a little bit. That’s parting the veil and looking at some forbidden fucking knowledge there.
How did I even learn this language wtf
I had to read “brown big cat” like three times before my brain stopped interpreting it as “big brown cat”
I’m kinda reading “brown big cat” as “brown (big cat)”, that is, a “big cat” - like a tiger or lion or other felid of similar size - that happens to be brown. “Big brown cat”, on the other hand, sounds more like a brown cat that’s just a bit bigger than a regular housecat - like a bobcat or a maine coon cat or something like that.
yeah, a brown big cat is almost certainly a puma. a big brown cat is probably a maine coon.
yeah, if you put the adjectives out of order you wind up implying a compound noun, which is presumably why we have this rule; we stripped out so much inflection over the centuries word order now dictates a huge amount of our grammar
Just looked up why we do this and one of the first lines in this article is, “Adjectives are where the elves of language both cheat and illumine reality.” so I know it’s a good article.
Things this article has taught me:
This same order of adjectives more or less applies to languages around the world. “It’s possible that these elements of universal grammar clarify our thought in some way,” says Barbara Partee, a professor emeritus of linguistics and philosophy at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst. Yet when the human race tacitly decided that shape words go before color words go before origin words, it left no record of its rationale.
One theory is that the more specific term always falls closer to the noun. But that doesn’t explain everything in adjective order.
Another theory is that as you get closer to the noun, you encounter adjectives that denote more innate properties. In general, nouns pick out the type of thing we’re talking about, and adjectives describe it,” Partee told me. She observes that the modifiers most likely to sit right next to nouns are the ones most inclined to serve as nouns in different contexts: Rubber duck. Stone wall.
Rules are made to be broken. Switching up the order of adjectives allows you to redistribute emphasis. (If you wish to buy the black small purse, not the gray one, for instance, you can communicate your priorities by placing color before size). Scrambling the order of adjectives also helps authors achieve a sense of spontaneity, of improvising as they go. Wolfe discovers such a rhythm, a feeling-his-way quality, when he discusses his childhood recollection of “brown tired autumn earth” and a “flat moist plug of apple tobacco.”
Brain scans have discovered that your brain has to work harder to read adjectives in the “wrong” order.
TL;DR: No one knows why we do this adjective thing but it’s pretty hardwired in.
@deadcatwithaflamethrower Linguistics tidbit.
Since it’s never credited, this is from Mark Forsyth’s The Elements of Eloquence, and just one reason why I think it’s required reading for anyone interested in prosecraft. Every page is this useful.
Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.
“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
starting a collection
If I may submit:
<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
☆Rainbow Sword☆
•()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::>
ȏ̴̝̠͘()xxx[{:̸͕͗:̷͎̣̓͠:̵̺͝:̵̩͘:̷͓̔:̸͉̝̈́:̶̖͒:̴̝̞͛͝:̴̜̃̉͜:̶͓͠:̶̰̀:̶̯̓:̷͔̺̑:̵̳̓:̵̮̋̃:̷̤̭̊̄:̶̥̺̌:̷̯͚̑͝:̷̖̥͛̿:̶̞̈́̋:̸̞̲̌͐:̵̢̲̿:̷̬̱̐:̶̲͔̕͝:̷̲̈͜:̵̙̈́:̶̗́̿͜:̷͕̎́:̷̡̗͠>̶̲͊
[ J:\\ GLITCH SWORD. ]
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::> trans sword ✨
o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
bisexual sword
▬▬::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
A lightsaber
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
lesbian sword
this has probably already been done but:
o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
minecraft :3
oxxx[:::::::::>
<:::::::::]xxxo
for the dagger users amongus
__/¯¯¯¯/ /_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_ |_[ [__ | |_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,/
CHAINSAW
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
mf theres no yellow
o{}×××[]::::::::::::::::::::::::> <- tiny sword
o()xxx[{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
BIG ASS SWORD
fire sword
God I love tumblr. Where else am I gonna get a post with so many swords!!!
o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>