too weird to live, too rare to die

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

What's there to explain. It was my blood. I was allowed to have it.

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

Truly one of the best Little Songs We All Make Up About Our Cats