too weird to live, too rare to die

this video deserves at least three views per viewer, because there is no following both the belly dance and the added text at the same time while still giving either one the attention it needs for full appreciation, but watching only one or the other will miss more than half of the artistic intentions here

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

if you have dug two graves on your path for revenge bring a condom too

is that *goes to IMDB page* I KNEW IT

#I love the Carnahan siblings so much #they give each other shit when necessary #Jonathan side-eyeing his baby sister when she ogles their guide #Evelyn slapping the hell out of him when he’s fucking around in a sarcophagus #they know each other SO WELL but they don’t rag on each other about it #they’re a rare breed of supportive siblings in the media #any time there’s danger in The Mummy Jonathan is immediately looking for Evie #they’re good and they care because they’re all they have (x)

never forget what they took from us.

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

i wasn't ready for that..lol

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers