lunar riviera

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

eda is 5 this year :)

eda is 6!!!!

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

It's a good song

Nothing but bangers

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.