lunar riviera

I finally saw The Odyssey, and one of my takeaways is that Robert Pattinson was tragically born too late to be a queer-coded antagonist in 1930s swashbucklers. That man is clearly meant to strike campy poses and get into his rival's personal space and be in slutty swordfights.

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

Sometimes you see the start of an art video and your first thought is “oh no” because you just know it’s a trickster artist.

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

silly gufeng nonsense :thumbs_up:

hi i have (2)(3)(4)(5) of this up to if you want to look at it. featuring: hey, i'm sure that doesn't mean anything, right? (mickey mouse voice: that's a devastating plot point i mean uhh secret tool that will help us later!)

no one knows if it's possible to refill a prescription at a pharmacy

Every time an artist draws Hualesbians with Hua Cheng’s ring in Xie Lian’s cleavage an angel gets its wings…

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it