lunar riviera

i'm an english professor and one time in an american lit class everyone's phones pinged so i glanced at my phone and said calmly: it's from FEMA, the zombie apocalypse has begun. the entire class started screaming and to this day i have no idea why i said that (i think it was actually a campus alert text about heavy rain and street flooding)

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

I've been writing a fanfic for a while but I started rereading moby dick recently and upon rereading my fic u can tell exactly when I did

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me