Yaoi anthropologist

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

por la inflación ahora el insomnio va a aguantar dos pajas + iva

por la devaluación ahora una paja no llega a curar el insomnio completo

sorry for drinking chocolate milk it just so happens i have a joyous soul 🙄

a single post from me requires at least 3 minimum editor's revisions

og thought milk penis haha lmoooo 2nd editors review dad something evaporated milk 3rd editors review fucking a gilf so hard when he cums its like evaporated milk lol

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

I’m putting in my too weak notice.