full speed in the wrong direction

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

have you ever been reading a fic and been like “this one single character’s accent is wrong” like “he might say that but definitely not with those words”

huang shaotian: leave the nipple strap ON

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that