She truly reached the most lamest of lame.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaAaaa!!!!!
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She truly reached the most lamest of lame.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaAaaa!!!!!
Crack on Joanne, it's only your unearned reputation you're ruining!

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The Apology Dance - Good Omens 2
It's about blessed time I finally reblog the insane, cracked out, delightfully funny little edit that my (oh so weird) better half made.
Yes that's Good Omens with Ed, Edd and Eddy sound effects. For what reason? Because we are two middle aged men shaped creatures who enjoy improving our lives with crack. That's why.
And I thought we could all use a laugh today.
Oh hey, don't mind me. Just whipping up a corn and split pea chowder with our homegrown sweetcorn, potatoes, chillies and thyme. I would be more smug, but I've run out of homegrown onions and garlic and my bell pepper and celery was destroyed by the crawling plague.
In my le creuset that my better half got me for my 40th too. Life's pretty great sometimes. Oh, and he made cornbread to go with it too!
It's a holiday. For children. Give them the candy, or fuck off.
Come to our door on Samhain night, and you will get your pick of full sized chocolate bars, a piece of fruit or dried fruit snack box, or a mini bag of non chocolate sweets. Bring your dog, we have suitable treats for them too.
Take two things if you can't decide. Take extra for your sister who's not feeling well enough to come. Take your time choosing. We don't care if you're not wearing a costume, or you don't want to look at us or speak to us. We don't care if you're older than the average. We don't care if you don't say thank you. We very much care about showing every trick or treater that we like and welcome them and they should have treats.
Bring on the little demons and monsters at the door! It's the one night a year when I get to be as soft and friendly as I like in the name of tradition and respect for potential roaming spirits. Just knock it off before 11pm though, because that's grown-up time with whiskey and fire and consorting with the Lords of Death and Darkness. K?
Today Aziraphale kissed Crowley's knuckles, then kissed all the way up his arm, shoulder, and neck until he reached his lips. Then he kissed him there too.
This merely lends more credence to my idea that they interact very much like Gomez and Morticia Addams and that Crowley is the Morticia, obviously.
Now can I get Aziraphale dancing the Mamushka? Because I really need Aziraphale dancing the Mamushka.

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“Bitch, we were role playing damsel in distress and the rescuer perfectly in Bastille already. I did not dress up like the prettiest princess for him for you to now suggest that I am not his type. You know nothing.”
THIS. This is the perfect summation of why Aziraphale is one of the best characters on TV and why Michael Sheen is an incredible actor. The tiny little head tilt, the slight sassy eyebrow raise, the "shows what you know" smile. Sure, Crowley is a bad bitch with attitude for days, but Azi is the absolute queen of the catty look and doesn't even have to say a word to convey the depth of contempt for anyone presuming to know shit about either him or his emotional support demon.
Given the choice to have to upset one of them, I'd choose Crowley every time. There's no way you'd be coming back from a dressing down from Aziraphale.
There's no way around the fact that if Aziraphale was as hot as Crowley (yes he is very attractive, but Goth David Tennat is on a whole different level of god-tier hot) and wasn't fat (ish) and didn't behave in ways that are reminiscent of Autistic people, fans would be interpreting his actions and motivations a lot more sympathetically.
And yes that very goes for Autistic fans too, including myself.
Absolutely agree with you here, yet I think there's one more thing adding to this: Aziraphale does not show his emotions as openly as Crowley. He denies his feelings for a very long time and/or is at least oblivious about them. It can be a sign of severe trauma to hide one's true feelings which wouldn't surprise me considering the methods of Heaven.
That makes him on a very, very subconscious level suspicious, because human brains, especially the reptilian part of it, are wired for detecting the subtlest changes, oddities and variations. It's up to our much more recent mammalian brain to remind us that autism (and disabilities in general) are not a dangerous variation from "normal".
Except happiness. When he’s really and truly happy he shows it with his whole body-a smile that takes over his whole face, a wiggle, a little dance or bounce of jump. The rest of the time he’s stiff and upright and shows emotion only with his eyes. (I credit Michael Sheen’s brilliant acting for this).
OMG
THIS THIS THIS!!!!!
@schattenhonig thank you SO much for articulating this! It's been bothering me so much!
@makewayforbigcrossducks you're very welcome 😊
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting."
(Ursula K. Le Guin)
So much good food for thought here.
This also relates to the bad/sexy good/boring dynamic which benefits Crowley (who may not BE 100% bad*, but presents as it) and is a negative for Aziraphale (who may not BE 100% good, but presents as it), thus making him boring. Michael Sheen said some rather lovely things about how goodness is really not dull but difficult and heroic, but sadly googling him and "goodness" is not going to work for me due to lack of time to sort through everything relating to Good Omens.
Back to the PP, I learned as a teenager never to show happiness or interest in anything. It's very dangerous in a person who is autistic-coded (even though back then, even the word "autistic" was not understood. People would just say "weird" or "creepy" or "loser" (another reason to hate trump)), thus keeping icky because of not showing most emotions and also keeping me from being able to show joy, excitement, curiosity, etc. Always have to be careful. They will attack for any reason.
I am a pedant, but I do not endorse the views that Her Amazingness LeGuin speaks of with right derision.
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD POINT!!!
I knew that part must relate back to autism in some way. It always does. <<
People do noooot like it when we show genuine excitement and appreciation. And then when we hide our emotions as they demand, they turn around and accuse us of being cold/emotionless/sociopaths/psychopaths/abnormal/whatever. << We can't win.
Can we also maybe not fat shame the angel? Honestly, all the points already made above are totally valid and I agree, but what really gave me pause was the idea that someone might view Aziraphale's actions less positively because he's not as slim. My brain was like 'whuh?? Really?!"
Then I remembered that fatter people really don't get taken as seriously. By health care staff, by the media, by the general public and apparently by their own bloody fanbase. And of all the shitty reasons to be down on Aziraphale, that's got to be the dumbest.
Chunky autistic coded angels are my type, what can I say? Apart from "leave him the fuck alone, he made a hard choice in a situation where no choice was going to be anything but hard"
This concludes my vehemently pro-Aziraphale rant with a smattering of seething hatred for a world that treats you a lot more kindly if you're skinny, even if you're also far from perfect.
Some photos by @petro1986 and some mine.
Went for a little wander around Rivington Terraced Gardens and up to the Pike this afternoon. Was well worth being pulled out of my pit at one in the afternoon for - I'm on nights, but to be fair even if I wasn't the weather's turning and I just want to nest in bed.
No matter my nesting instincts (and boy are they strong this year, I'm feeling the cold something wicked) I love getting out with my better half and gorgeous hound and taking advantage of the lovely part of the world we live in, especially when the leaves are falling and all that mossy stonework really comes into its own.
Crowley since you're a snake are you cold-blooded? Is so how do you survive Sussex winters? Azi cuddles? Fire?
Many people have described me as cold blooded over the years... I survive with hot water bottles. Aziraphale's pretty warm, too. I like warming my hands on his belly. - Crowley
@petro1986 surely knows what it's like to have a cold morsel warming their frigid little digits on his nice warm belly 😁 not heard him complain recently but he does make a very amusing squeak if I catch him unawares.
Ever have one of those days where you're eight hours into your 12 hour shift before you realise that you put your underwear on backwards today?
Because I'm having one of those days.

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Hope everyone is enjoying the cosy drawing inward of the season, and of course appreciating the last of the sun's gifts before we really turn fully into the darkness.
We had some volunteer potatoes this year where I'd planned sweetcorn. Needless to say the corn didn't get so big, but the potatoes are probably the best tattie harvest we've had this year.
Courtney Demone is a trans woman currently undergoing hormone replacement therapy and, as such, is starting to grow breasts.
Given this opportunity, she has a found a brilliant way to #FreeTheNipple.
Demone is launching the hashtag #DoIHaveBoobsNow and will post topless images of herself on Facebook and Instagram, “until those networks decide that my breasts have developed enough to be sexualized and worthy of censorship”
Demone is exposing privilege and hypocrisy all at one.
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One poor year in my garden and this is what I'm driven to. Propagating fiddly, fussy bloody Tacca chantrieri with heat mats and the lot.
Taccas are orchids native to Thailand, and they are absolutely amazing in bloom, with big, almost leathery flowers that are as close to black as any natural flowers get and are thought to look like a bat in flight. They are also, as many orchids are, a very long and slow project to take on. I've been told not to expect any blooms for about three years.
Gardening is great for that; it adds something more to look forward to, something you're going to have to stick around for. It's future planning at its finest and most comforting.
Me : "I don't keep houseplants"
Me : "There's no such thing as houseplants, just plants that don't survive the outdoors here"
Also Me : Bought a black coral sansevieria because it was very lovely, I was depressed, and I Iike plants. Inherited a cactus that I've nurtured/intimidated back to life. Bought a five tier plant stand. Waiting for my dragon tree to arrive.
So apparently I keep houseplants now.
We tend to think about harvest time as gathering in crops, a purely physical process, but one of the ways I like to mark the autumn equinox is a more emotional harvest.
Think about it, having a good, fulfilling life is hard work. Especially if you have things to fight, like mental health problems or financial worries, or physical illness. It's every bit as tough as tilling the soil to focus on building an existence you can be proud of. So why not celebrate that?
So I like to take time to look back over my year, and let myself feel proud of the loveliest moments. Capturing a speckled wood posing for the camera, a late winter walk with a dear friend. Picking herbs at Midsummer and celebrating the sun.
Happy equinox, everyone. I wish you all a good harvest and a well earned rest.

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Possibly one of the last truly sunny days we're going to get this year as we turn towards the Autumn Equinox in this hemisphere. Adventures with dog and partner, even if only short local ones, are one of my favourite things. And yes, I DO stand in a naturally cunty way, whatcha gonna do about it?
First, I invite you to admire my shoes, that is a very important part of this.
Second, we went to see "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" and whilst I have criticisms (quite a few, as it happens) I had a thoroughly fantastic time with the film.
One of those niggles I had was the whole "trickster demon" thing. I mean, BJ's a ghost right? The ghost with the most, in fact. Since when was he a demon?! Then talking about it last night with my angel, he blew my mind yet again with the idea that maybe he only said he was a ghost to try to get the Maitlands to trust him, because he's trying to convince them he's just like them. Maybe he was actually a demon all along, albeit a dead one.
Honestly, if you ever want to shut me up very effectively, blow my mind like that. Make me realise that I absolutely believed a completely untrustworthy character for 36 years and I'm now questioning all the stuff I thought I understood from the first film.